To my new blog, Overheard Mentionables. It is basically a virtual version of my quote book, for those of you who have had the honor of reading my quote book, or possibly making it in yourself. I won't include names in this one, for the simple fact that it's online and some people may not appreciate it...or might be too ashamed to own up to their mentionable :) Enjoy!
Here's a few to get you started:
"Well, Amanda, at least put a cork in your hoo ha!"
"Oh, this is the one with the...yeah, okay...isn't it?"
"Did I SAY 'Dave, you rotten schnicker schlickey?!'"
"My feet smell like barbeque!"
"My daddy's a fire eng." (For the record, her daddy's an engineer.)
(This person was trying to tell me all of the benefits of being a home daycare provider.) "You don't have to go out in the cold on hot days..." (MOST people don't have to go out in the cold on hot days...)
"Oh, shoot, can I take a drink of your medicine?" (That is, can I take a drink of your soda so I can take my medicine...some things are worth the few extra words)
And here's an unspoken unmentionable...
The other day, driving into Jordan, I saw a vehicle with the license plate "NONUTS"
...perhaps a feminist or survivor of testicular cancer?
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